Upload a photo for a witty AI roast, then get three concrete fixes that make the room look intentional. Laugh first; redecorate smarter.
One free roast. No design degree—or poker face—required.
Sample verdict
“Your rug isn’t anchoring the room. It’s trying to escape it.”
The RoomRoast promise
01
Honest by design
No fake praise or padded verdicts.
02
Action after jokes
Every free roast includes three fixes.
03
Your photo, your call
Share the roast only when you want to.
From questionable to considered
RoomRoast turns one photo into entertainment, direction, and—when you want it—a room plan you can act on.
01 / UPLOAD
Send a clear photo of your bedroom, living room, office, or decor crime scene. RoomRoast reads the layout, palette, scale, and styling choices.
One photo is enough to begin
Clear, wide-angle, and filter-free works best.
02 / GET ROASTED
Get a concise, snarky critique plus the three changes that will do the most work.
03 / FIX IT
Unlock layout guidance, a style direction, prioritized edits, and shoppable recommendations.
Pricing
Try the core experience free, buy a focused plan for one space, or keep RoomRoast on call for the rooms that follow.
For brave people who want the verdict.
$0one room
For the room that needs more than commentary.
$19one-time
For apartments, new homes, and chronic rearrangers.
$12per month
Before you expose the couch
Your room can take it
Upload the photo. Get the honest answer. Leave with three fixes—and maybe a screenshot the group chat deserves.
Roast my room free